cophinescockerspaniels:

theoncomingwolf:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

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my sister dated one of a set of identical twins…it didn’t matter much in the end because it turned out they were both gay and slightly incestuous

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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(Source: anondracomalfoy, via neighborhood-crazy)

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liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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(Source: liamfx, via ehtan)

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You wrecked me and
I apologized. Never again. (via bridgetoteranarnia)

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